[The feed begins with an obviously confused female voice.] ...so how do I turn this damn thing on again? [You can hear her pause before sighing, slightly annoyed.] No, D'veg. You can't eat it, and it doesn't give you cookies.

[It seems like something's going on, from what you can hear, but the screen is still black, just audio coming through at ( Read more... )

[Good afternoon, residents of Thor. Are you awake yet? Gotten along the day without many problems? Bright and sunshine-y? Good, because you're getting a shot of boobs right about now ( Read more... )